





Not Magic. Just Science (and Skincare)
Visible results. Minimal effort. 20,000 blokes (and counting) back it.



Been using your skin care for 4-5 weeks now and so happy to see the progression of my skin.
Zac G.



I bought one of your skincare bundles and I couldn’t be happier with the results I'm seeing! My face has never been so clear in my life.
Riley P



Tried so many other products & couldn't find anything that worked until this!!
Zac G.


Got this for my boyfriend who’s a tradie and always comes home covered in dust and grease. He never used skincare before but now he actually looks forward to using it — his skin’s clearer, less oily, and no more random breakouts on his forehead. I can’t stop touching his face now 😅
Monique H.


My son has always been quiet about his skin, but I could see it was affecting his confidence. We’ve tried prescriptions, harsh scrubs — nothing helped. Cop The Lot has been a game-changer. It’s gentle but actually works. His breakouts have settled, his skin looks calmer, and he’s finally smiling at himself in the mirror again.
Amanda R.

What It Does (No BS)

Use In 3 Simple Steps
Us vs them

It’s a simple 2-step routine with our Daily Facial Cleanser and Daily Moisturiser – everything you need for clean, hydrated skin.
Yes, that’s what it’s made for. The Moisturiser locks in hydration while the Cleanser washes away dirt and sweat without drying you out.
Absolutely. Our Moisturiser is packed with hyaluronic acid and niacinamide to hydrate deeply and calm that dry, tight feeling.
Most blokes say their skin feels softer and more hydrated within a few days, with a visible difference after 1–2 weeks.
Nope. It’s lightweight and non-greasy, so your skin feels smooth and fresh, never shiny or sticky.
Yes. Our formulas are gentle, plant-based, and free from harsh irritants – perfect for all skin types.
With daily use (Cleanser & Moisturiser morning and night), it’ll last around 6–8 weeks – but it can depend on how much you use each time.