







Not Magic. Just Science (and Skincare)
Visible results. Minimal effort. 20,000 blokes (and counting) back it.



Been using your skin care for 4-5 weeks now and so happy to see the progression of my skin.
Zac G.



I bought one of your skincare bundles and I couldn’t be happier with the results I'm seeing! My face has never been so clear in my life.
Riley P



Tried so many other products & couldn't find anything that worked until this!!
Zac G.


Got this for my boyfriend who’s a tradie and always comes home covered in dust and grease. He never used skincare before but now he actually looks forward to using it — his skin’s clearer, less oily, and no more random breakouts on his forehead. I can’t stop touching his face now 😅
Monique H.


My son has always been quiet about his skin, but I could see it was affecting his confidence. We’ve tried prescriptions, harsh scrubs — nothing helped. Cop The Lot has been a game-changer. It’s gentle but actually works. His breakouts have settled, his skin looks calmer, and he’s finally smiling at himself in the mirror again.
Amanda R.

What It Does (No BS)

Use In 3 Simple Steps
Us vs them

It includes our Daily Facial Cleanser, Grub Scrub, and Battler Face Buffer – built to tackle oily, acne-prone skin.
The Cleanser removes oil and grime, the Grub Scrub unclogs pores and removes dead skin, and the Face Buffer gives a deeper, more effective clean.
No. The scrub uses fine exfoliating particles and gentle acids like glycolic and salicylic acid to clean without scratching or over-drying.
Most blokes say their skin feels fresher and less oily within a week, with smoother skin and fewer blackheads after 2–3 weeks of consistent use.
2–3 times a week is ideal. Use it after cleansing for the best results.
Nope. The Cleanser and Scrub are balanced with hydrating ingredients like aloe vera, jojoba oil, and fruit extracts to keep skin soft while clearing excess oil. However, it’s best to finish off with a moisturiser to lock in hydration.
With daily cleansing, scrubbing 2–3 times a week, and regular use of the buffer, it’ll last around 6–8 weeks – but this can depend on usage.