



Not Magic. Just Science (and Skincare)
Visible results. Minimal effort. 20,000 blokes (and counting) back it.



Been using your skin care for 4-5 weeks now and so happy to see the progression of my skin.
Zac G.



I bought one of your skincare bundles and I couldn’t be happier with the results I'm seeing! My face has never been so clear in my life.
Riley P



Tried so many other products & couldn't find anything that worked until this!!
Zac G.


Got this for my boyfriend who’s a tradie and always comes home covered in dust and grease. He never used skincare before but now he actually looks forward to using it — his skin’s clearer, less oily, and no more random breakouts on his forehead. I can’t stop touching his face now 😅
Monique H.


My son has always been quiet about his skin, but I could see it was affecting his confidence. We’ve tried prescriptions, harsh scrubs — nothing helped. Cop The Lot has been a game-changer. It’s gentle but actually works. His breakouts have settled, his skin looks calmer, and he’s finally smiling at himself in the mirror again.
Amanda R.

What It Does (No BS)

Use In 3 Simple Steps
Us vs them

It scrubs off sweat, grease, dirt, and dead skin while helping to clear bacne and clogged pores. Think of it as a power wash for your body.
Nope. It’s loaded with coconut oil, shea butter and aloe vera to hydrate while it exfoliates. Leaves you smooth, not sandpapered.
It’s made for your body, not your mug. We recommend sticking to our Daily Facial Cleanser for your face it's gentler and does the right job up top.
Bloody oath. It’s got salicylic acid and bamboo particles to help unclog pores and kick breakouts before they kick off.
It’s fresh but not floral. Smells clean, not like your missus’ body wash.
Yep. Give it a quick shake before use to evenly mix the scrub particles through the formula.