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Visible results. Minimal effort. 20,000 blokes (and counting) back it.



Been using your skin care for 4-5 weeks now and so happy to see the progression of my skin.
Zac G.



I bought one of your skincare bundles and I couldn’t be happier with the results I'm seeing! My face has never been so clear in my life.
Riley P



Tried so many other products & couldn't find anything that worked until this!!
Zac G.


Got this for my boyfriend who’s a tradie and always comes home covered in dust and grease. He never used skincare before but now he actually looks forward to using it — his skin’s clearer, less oily, and no more random breakouts on his forehead. I can’t stop touching his face now 😅
Monique H.


My son has always been quiet about his skin, but I could see it was affecting his confidence. We’ve tried prescriptions, harsh scrubs — nothing helped. Cop The Lot has been a game-changer. It’s gentle but actually works. His breakouts have settled, his skin looks calmer, and he’s finally smiling at himself in the mirror again.
Amanda R.

What It Does (No BS)

Use In 3 Simple Steps
Us vs them

The Battler Kit comes with our Daily Facial Cleanser, Daily Moisturiser, and Battler Face Buffer, all packed in a handy toiletry bag.
Yes. The Cleanser clears dirt and grime without drying, and the Moisturiser hydrates and softens skin – perfect for blokes with dry or sun-exposed faces.
The silicone face buffer boosts your Cleanser’s performance, giving a deeper clean and helping to remove dead skin.
Most blokes notice softer, fresher-feeling skin within a few days, with smoother skin after 1–2 weeks of consistent use.
Nope. Our Moisturiser is lightweight and non-greasy, leaving skin hydrated without any shine.
Yes. Our formulas use gentle, plant-based ingredients designed to suit all skin types.
With daily use (Cleanser & Moisturiser), the kit lasts around 6–8 weeks – but this can depend on usage.